Howard Stern Mistress Pagaent

Cheating on your spouse is now taken to a whole new level.
Howard Stern is having a Mistres Pagaent today, these are women that have slept with Tiger Woods.

Drama upon drama. Below are the vegas odds of who is to win the pagaent

Cori Rist, +250

Loredana Jolie, +250

Holly Sampson, +300

Jaimee Grubbs, +500

Joslyn James, +500

Jaimee Jungers, +500

Julie Postle, +800

Kalika Moquin, +800

Michelle Braun, +800

Mindy Lawton, +2000

Rachel Uchitel, +2000

Theresa Rogers, +2000

Any odds that Tiger has his own favorite #1?

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Tiger Woods is Offered a New Sponsorship Deal

One by one, Tiger Woods’ endorsement contracts are ceasing to exist, but there is one company willing to back him. AshleyMadison.com, the site for married cheaters, has formally offered Tiger Woods a 3 year/$5-million sponsorship deal. We are currently waiting a response from his agent. http://moourl.com/n6rbh

Put Something Worth While in Your Christmas Stocking

You know, every Christmas there’s all junk in xmas stockings. Little chochkeys, bs candy… whatever happened to putting something clever in there ya know! I buddy of mine put all energy shots into his co-workers christmas stockings. They all went into it today and went to town on the energy shots. Needless to stay, everyone was quite happy today!

Talk about a great idea. Now if anyone wants to send me over some FIXX Extreme, thats the strongest energy shot out there right now..

How About Being an Extra in Twilight ?

We all know the phenom of Twilight, the amazing part is their ability to continue to draw the masses throughout the world. Even if you studied and emulated the marketing successes here, chances are you will not be able to replicate this.

As for people looking to enhance their resume, being an extra in Twilight is actually quite simple. Check it out at TwilightExtras.com

Sick of Turkey Yet?

I sure am. Turkey soup turkey roles stuffing… i swear now white meat for a month. Steak and burgers will make me feel better!

So What Were the Pilots REALLY Doing

We all heard about the recent news of the pilot(s) that overshot Minnesota, apparently they were relunctant to say why they overshot. My guess, they were have sex while on autopilot. with me on this?

Gyms to Avoid in South Jersey

There really is only one gym in south jersey to avoid and that’s Island Fitness. You might want to read this horrible story on why you want to stay away from Island Fitness. Extremely rude employees, managers and owners that will lie at all costs to protect their interest, even when they know the truth .

I highly recommend Retro Fitness and Tilton Fitness. If you’re looking for a smaller clean gym, go to Retro. If your looking for a gym with a lot of “stuff”, then definitely go to Tilton.

Stay Away from Island Gym

Do I have a story for you.

Island Gym – Egg Harbor NJ
Just like every gym, you have to be scanned in before entering. At Island Fitness, when no one is behind the counter, you need to leave your keys in a bin. The bin reads “If there aren’t any employees when you enter, leave your keys in the bin”. Well, you see, thats where the issue is. My keys got stolen from the bin, and gym felt they had zero responsibility.

Interesting right? So interesting in fact, that I decided to press charges in civil court. Stolen keys, wallet stolen, locks replaced,  etc.  The case was so interesting in fact, that I got contacted by People’s Court. I of course was all for it, Island Gym on the other hand decided not to do it.

We get to civil court, which for people in NJ, did you know you can sue anyone in New Jersey small claims court for just $22 ? (as long as your case is less than $3,000). If both sides show up, the first thing you do is go to mediation (basically a mediator tries to settle the case). The mediator I had was actually pretty good, rather neutral, and tried to present all different sides facts and options.

This is where my hatred towards Island Gym really escalated. They actually brought a picture of the basket with a NEW sign , where they changed the wording of the original sign! To make matters worse, they lied and said this was the sign that was always there. Do you believe this?

When I went to Island Fitness to take a picture of the basket, it of course was no longer there.  The cameras that day weren’t working either. How convenient.

So folks I leave you with these fine points

1. Never ever leave your keys outside your possession when going to a gym.
2. Get any evidence the second it happens, you can always run in to sly gym owners and managers that will swap out signs to make it appear to be truth.. leaving you with no ability to obtain evidence
3. Stay the eff away from Island Gym. If you are looking for gym in South Jersey, I highly recommend these two gyms:

A. Retro Fitness – Brand New and clean. They even have a movie theater where you can be on a treadmill, definitely neat. Furthermore, they only charge $19.99 a month!
B. Tilton Fitness – A much bigger gym, they charge around $55 a month, but you get a gigantic gym here at a great price

Stay the Eff Away from Island Gym

Cut Out All the Middle Men for Atlantic City Hotels

We all know that atlantic city is hurting. Between the economy and lack of visitors, Atlantic City casinos are reporting there worst year ever in AC. The vacancy rates are through the roof. Weird part is, you would think there would be more deals.  Well, the deals are great if you are gamblers. Gamblers can now stay at the Borgata on a weekend with just a red card

But what about the everyday folk. Well, casinos feel that the everyday person is not for them. They dont gamble, and they wont spend….hmm.. interesting how the casinos can just turn on you. What I noticed though, there are a select few casinos that are opening up their room rates heavily discounted to the every day folk. Good luck finding these deals with all the middle men involved.

I did find one site that is local in AC that caters to heavily discounted deals. They cut out all the middle man and would literally give you a 4 star hotel stay in AC for $9 on the weekend!… Check it out at VacationAC.com

Interesting Divorce Stats in United States

We all know that divorce is on the climb in the United States. Theres that saying that there are more divorces than successful marriages. But, has anyone looked under the hood to see the real stats. Well here they are, and there are some quite interesting ones in there:

Divorce is as common in the Florida Keys as fresh grouper and cold beer. Census statistics released this week show that Monroe County — which includes the cluster of 1,700 islands floating off South Florida — has the second-highest proportion of divorced residents. A little more than 18 percent of the people living in Monroe County are divorced, second only to Indiana’s Wayne County, which had 19 percent. Nationwide, 10.7 percent of people over 15 are divorced.

Three of the top 10 counties the divorced call home are in Florida — rural Putnam County in Northeast Florida and urban Pinellas County on the Gulf Coast are the other two. Indiana had a total of three counties in the top 10 as well. Along with Wayne County, Floyd and Madison counties made the list.

Newly released census figures show that while the number of unmarried people continued its 10-year climb, the ranks of married people in the United States rose by nearly 6 million last year, bucking a decade-long decline. The number of divorced people rose, but only slightly.

Among the other marriage- and divorce-related findings from the census data:

• The number of unmarried people climbed to about one-third of all Americans over 15.

Oklahoma has the highest rate of people who have been married three times or more.

Utah and Idaho tied for the youngest median bride age, at 23.5 years old.

Its no wonder why sites that deal with married and dating are on the rise in popularity, to the point where they now guarantee you a divorce, now thats balls!