I sure am. Turkey soup turkey roles stuffing… i swear now white meat for a month. Steak and burgers will make me feel better!
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Escorts & STDs rise in this Down Economy
April 13th, 2009
admin I find it fascinating that in a bad economy, escorts (prostitutues) are still having a stellar year. Since men (most of which are married) turn to prostitutes for the relief they dont receive it home, there is one alarming rate that is rising. We are now seeing a steady rise of STDs within marriages.
How’s this possible? Well silly, its one thing to cheat on your partner. Its another thing to cheat with a dirty whore. While this is lifelong trade, the std factor is only climbing. There is a way to combat this though (and I dont mean just condoms). Married Men need to find Married women that are looking for affairs. While this seems taboo, it actually solves the health issues. Men that cheat on their wives with NON prostitutes, the percentage of STDs being transmitted reduce significantly. Now, how do you find these type of women.
By far, this is the best site out there for married and looking encounters
Exotic Chocolates Hot This Valentines
February 2nd, 2009
admin In a down economy, there are some things that never get hurt… instant satisfaction. No matter how bad things are, people still need to be satisfied. The vice of human nature is the need to have it NOW.
Thats where Valentines Day is actually a bonus (I’m not a fan of a commercialized love holiday, but I digress). Chocolates is always a favorite of many. But whats makes it more interesting this year is the urge to splurge on exotic chocolates. Sure Godiva will do good, but the once to really win out are the crazy chocolates..
Is 90210 Going to Survive
September 3rd, 2008
admin The much hyped about past phenom brought to present life premiered last night. While the show had its moments (especially for the ones that saw the original), it didnt cater to the past audience that good. Yes, it was nice seeing “The Peach Pit”, Nat, Brenda and Kelly (which btw, Brenda looked beyond busted)… but thats it. In order for this show to truely succeed, it has to somehow cater to the original audience of the show.
When 90210 came on 15 or so years ago, there really wasnt any competition for teenagers. Now, oh boy, forget about it. All the reality shows, The Hills, Hanah… list goes on and on. The show has a unique opportunity to have parents watching it with their siblings. They need to capitalize on this pronto!
Airport Taxi Drives Are PAINFUL
July 9th, 2008
admin To all those travelers in the United States, be very careful when using taxi drivers designated by the airport. These drivers, especially the ones at Newark Airport, are the worst kinds. Instead of being glad that they have a customer to collect a fair, they in turn give you an attitude for only living less then 15 miles from the aiport.
So there I was, flying back from the West Coast into Newark. I go to get a cab, and I get a true attitude. He says ” you a killing me”. I wait so long and i get this short (meaning short fare). I wasnt dealing with his sh*t today. I had a long flight, and I have this guy yelling at me. Let me tell you, I made sure the world heard what was going on.
So in short, if any cab driver gives you attitude: get loud and in his face. Write down his license plate number and his medallian number. If these guys were to lose that, they would truely be crying
Hummer Drivers can cry to the Bank
June 15th, 2008
admin Its amazing how a few years ago, every damn person was getting an SUV. Now, the inability to sell or return these lease vehicles early is putting a smile on my face. Is there a reason why a 5′1″ guy needs Tahoe to get his fat ass across town? And the hummers. You have GM dying to get rid of the brand but no one wants it. Maybe if we could somehow convert urine into an energy source!
Cuddle Party – Are you kidding me!!!!
April 28th, 2008
admin Here we have a world where you can dial a hooker, text a prostitute, or go onto craigslist and go to an orgy party. Now, we have the notion of cuddle parties. A cuddle party is where several men and women , who are strangers, cuddle. You pay, you get in and socialize, and you cuddle. So essentially, your paying to have a fake emotional attachment. For just a second, can you imagine that types of people that goes to these things. Who needs online dating when you can just cuddle. JESUS CHRIST!
Whatever happened to “Lonely Housewives looking for “sexual adventure ”
Sean Bell – Whites, Blacks, and the Blues Can’t Get Along
April 25th, 2008
admin Being upset over this verdict in an understatement, but it is exceedingly difficult to prove cases like these beyond a reasonable doubt. The number of shots fired is great for headlines, but this cause goes well beyond that. To add to the general difficulty of cases like these, the witnesses for the prosecution had significant credibility problems.
On the flip side, lets bring in the race card. If the cops were “white guys”, would the judge have been forced to give a some sort of guilty verdict? I think we all know deep down inside the answers would have been yes. Instead of being white, they were the next closest color… BLUE. You have an increasing undertone of hatred from blacks towards the “blues”. What will happen in ny today and tomorrow should be interesting. My guess it will be nothing dramatic, yet it will be worse. It will be fuel for the fire to continue their hatred towards cops. This vicious cycle may never end, similar to peach in ira
Mylie Cyrus Underwear Pics – Why is this a Big Deal
April 22nd, 2008
admin HUGE NEWS – Mylie wears a green bra. Stop the presses. Protect your children. Get the pedaphiliac out. I find it amazing that a 15 year girl wearing a bra is getting this attention. In an age where 4th graders are experimenting with oral sex, you have a 15 extremely successful girl and brand wearing a green bra. Cut this girl some slack people!

Car Insurance Companies Kill Me!
April 21st, 2008
admin So here I am, I’m a Geico customer. They were great in the beginning. Best rates, always nice. Then lately, I’ve noticed they have increased rates. No points, no tickets… the same car , the same coverage … higher rates. Now, I know we are in a recession and companies are having a hard time keeping their profits. But I mean, something is wrong here. They should be lowering my rates than anything! UGH.
So like any smart consumer, I decided to get informed. I started looking around at all these different companies out there. And what I found is that the online insurance company esurance, had the best deal. At first I was surprised, but after thinking about it logically, they dont have the cost that the big guys like Geico .
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